Billy, right before we started recording this episode of stupotity, you revealed to me that you were, you were bleeding from your head this morning. Are you okay?

I think so. I don't know. I looked at the mirror and I saw that I just like, I was just bleeding from my forehead. I guess I had this scab or something that I, I don't know. I just looked and I had blood on my forehead.

And I looked around and there was no one around me that was bleeding. So it wasn't that. So. Right. Usually when you pick a scab, though, there's a mark there. Do you see any sort of mark? There was, there's like a little, you see it here?

No.

It's very small.

It's like a little, a little, but the thing is with your, and I just scratched it again, so I'm going to start bleeding in.

Oh, jeez. The thing is, is that your head, I guess, has a lot of blood in it. So like, even little cuts on your head and your face, they bleed more than other parts of your body. Did you know that? No, I didn't know that. Can you explain that? Do you know why that is, like, I'm not doubting you, but where the hell did you get that from? Dr. Gil? Just personal experience, for whatever reason, when you get cut, like, on your face or your head, it bleeds a lot more, or it seemingly bleeds a lot more than, like, if you get cut on, like, your arm or your leg. I mean, I guess it depends where you get cut on your arm or your leg, but I feel like your head bleeds more. So I just had like blood on my forehead and then I saw a little scab. I don't remember cutting it ever. So I just attributed it to age. I was just like, well, I'm just getting old. This is what happens when you get old. you just start bleeding from your head. Put it on the poll, please. Is this what happens with age?

You start bleeding from your head.

What a ridiculous thing. I've never seen an old man just bleeding from his head. That's not what

happens with age, Bill. It doesn't. I don't have another explanation for why I was bleeding

this morning. But did you walk into the room? Like, was your wife there or your daughter there? You just have blood all over your face and you didn't know you had blood all over your face? Like, what happened? No, it would be better if that was the kid. I mean, I would not be good for them. But I no, I was home alone, just my dogs were here, and I got up and I was just, I went to the mirror,

I went to like brush my teeth, I was home alone. Just my dogs were here. And I got up and I was just,

I went to the mirror. I went to like brush my teeth. And I was like, hmm, I'm bleeding. Yeah. That's weird. Uh-huh. But you're going to be thinking about it all day, all weekend, like the source of the blood. Why are you bleeding? What if it's not old age? Do I need to see a doctor? Should I get medicine for this?

I mean...

It's probably old age.

I mean, I'll tell you the...

Billy, how old are you? What if it's not old age? Do I need to see a doctor? Should I get medicine for this?

I mean, it's probably old age. I mean, I'll tell you the solution. Billy, how old are you? Just tell the audience real quick. Biologically, 35. Old age. I'll tell you what my solution was, though, because we had to come and record this. and I was like, oh, I don't want to keep Stugats waiting.

So I'll just have you know I rushed over here with a bloody head I just kind of wiped the blood and then I was like I'm not going to put a bandit on because obviously he'll look at me like I'm a crazy person so I wiped the blood and then I just put on a dirty hat so it's possible like it stopped it because the hat is fitted so it's kind of like putting pressure on the spot because that's like right where it was that it was bleeding. Right. But also like to my earlier point, it's a dirty hat. So now I'm hoping this doesn't get infected. So I'm going to have to keep an eye on my head for the next couple of days and I'll let you know. you can't well put a new hat on instead of the old hat you know well now am i going to bloody up two hats

probably not right wait so you say couple of days and I'll let you know. Yeah, you can't. Well, put a new hat on instead of the old hat, you know?

Well, now am I going to bloody up two hats? Probably not, right? Wait, so are you saying that right before we started recording, you got a cut, you were bleeding, you just wiped off the blood, you put on a hat and stopped bleeding, you came to play, you're playing, you're a hockey player, Bill. Yeah. How about that?

I mean, basically.

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