As you know, if all things go according to plan, you're going to be my first guest on the

Jimmy Kimmel show.

And by the time people hear this, it'll already have happened.

So I'm going to apologize ahead of time for my awkwardness, during the headlight look,

my jokes, the hair, ill-fitting suit.

Do you know, do you get, how do you, how do you stop the hair people there?

I mean, because you don't want to get TV hair.

You know, if you go to a studio and your hair looks like kind of bed hair, cool, all the

girls like it, by the time you get on the set, you have TV hair, like you've never combed

it like that.

I was doing a thing recently, and the hair person stuck up behind me with goop in her

hands, behind me, and just went all over my head and pulling my hair back with all this

goop.

And I said, I spent seven hours on that mocked up to make it look tout sold and thrown

together like Owen Wilson.

Yeah.

How's it going?

Yeah, you know, we could go to Argentina and surf, you know.

I love that, Owen.

That is a good o.

Owen's great.

That guy lives a fun life.

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