John Mulaney Returns

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 59.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Comedian John Mulaney feels irregardless about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. John sits down with Conan once again to discuss what goes into crafting an SNL monologue, putting all of himself into his new special From Scratch, and seeing the world through the eyes of his son. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is John Malaney and I feel irregardless about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:15.7	I feel like you'd be someone who can't hear that word said.
0:21.3	Fall is here, here and now, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking
0:29.7	loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell where we are going to meet friends.
0:37.8	I can tell where we are going to meet friends.
0:42.4	Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien, that's me, needs a friend, which is literally anybody
0:49.4	who's willing.
0:50.4	Welcome to the podcast, joined as always by my stalwart team, Matt Gourley.
0:57.7	Hi, Sonah, don't do that.
1:01.2	Say hi, just you went, he went, no, just, that's his normal voice.
1:07.2	Oh my god, I'm sorry, my god.
1:09.3	I apologize, I called you my stalwart friend and then you went right into that pretty voice.
1:14.1	Anyway, that's a pretty voice.
1:15.7	Matt Gourley and, no, seriously, if I worked at a pizza restaurant and someone called
1:20.3	in an order and I went, hello, and they went, hi, I did, I did, I did, I did.
1:26.7	Anyway, and Sonah Mufsashi and I want to make sure I get your intro out, you're a person
1:30.1	who's here and I need to tell you.
1:31.7	Jesus.
1:32.7	That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.
1:34.8	Thank you so much.
1:35.8	Thank you so much.
1:36.8	You're a person who's here.
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