John McAfee Please Don't Kill Us

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The D.A.W.G.Z. landed a big weird fish. John McAfee joins the cast and gives us the business.

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0:00.0	I'm alive dude Mr. McAfee the fucking man himself dude nice studio.
0:07.8	I'm sorry nice studio I like that.
0:10.8	Oh that's a green screen background, you know.
0:13.0	Of foam, old green screen?
0:15.0	How the hell are you, Mr. McAfee?
0:20.0	I'm okay. You guys seem to be a little bit slow to my but other
0:25.0	slow like how do we talk about?
0:27.0	Man dude.
0:30.0	See that what to see proof of what I'm talking about.
0:34.0	So you're nice in a little slow.
0:36.0	Only one of you got it.
0:38.0	I'll think about that, right?
0:40.0	I got it.
0:41.0	I got it, Mr. Mc McAfee only one of you that's all I'm saying all right
0:47.0	Are you trying to divide us already?
0:49.0	Is it true you're already
0:51.0	that you're already divided listen you were divided before I even got online.
0:55.1	My job is simply to sever the connection.
0:58.2	You could never, dude, you could never.
1:01.4	We would never, you would never challenge me. You can never.
1:04.0	We will challenge you.
1:06.0	It's a fucking Monday night do not challenge it for me.
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