Hi, my name is John Mayer, and I feel accepted about being Conan O'Brien's friend. Follies here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell,

brand new shoes, walk and blues, climb the fence, books and pens.

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Well, this is very exciting and I don't say that often.

And even when I do say it, I don't mean it.

Like now.

But I am serious, I shouldn't say that I am excited because I'm back working with an old friend slash enemy you'd call him

friend of me I think he's more enemy than friends so I'm just

gonna say fenemy and just lose the r part of frenemy. Okay. You see what I mean?

Yeah I'm talking about Jordan Schlansky.

If you're a fan of Conan O'Brien and all he does, and yes, I talk about myself in the third person,

then you know that my nemesis is a Mr. Jordan Schlanskyky, someone who's been working with me for many years.

We've had many adventures, they're all online, people stop me all the time and say, oh my God,

what's the deal with that freak?

You two make me laugh.

We've traveled the world together. Well now we have a show

together and if you want to hear it you can listen to it it's the Conan and Jordan

show I believe it's called I'm just

making that up on the fly but I think that's what it's called because it's the

least imaginative thing I could think of and that's tends to be what people come

up with around here so I think it's called the Conan and Jordan show.

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