better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie Car Show.

Wals is a buffoon. I'm sorry.

He's the only school teacher in America who brags that none of his students can get into an Ivy League school.

These children have no future.

Prove me wrong, kids. Prove me wrong.

Banana Bash, who asked him about the fabrications in his own resume and his answer was essentially

you know me don't understand words good.

It gets blocked up in my mouth I don't say it no goods.

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

How your role has reshaped the perception of masculinity.

I've always been like this, my dad was like this you serious I was

I was commanded I was on the phone for at least two hours yesterday and the day

before as well I command it called telephone.

Yes a phone call.

From who?

From me?

From you?

Yes, but me, from me I call you, you remember? Called me? Yes, I called you, you. You!

Called me? Yes, I called you, you idiot.

From swabs, hacks and moon bats beware.

It's...

Oh! Howie Car. Car.

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