The Michael Berry show speaking of climate change my goodness a life

John Carey

Holy wow John Carey I don't know if he blew dirt, or if it was just a very loud fart.

A loud fart erupts during John Kerry's speech at a climate panel.

And the reality is that we're not doing it.

So, you know, the measure here is really sounding the alarm bell. I find myself getting more and more

militant because I do not understand how adults who are in position of responsibility can be avoiding responsibility

for taking away those things that are killing people on a daily basis and

the reality is that the climate crisis and the health crisis are one and the same.

You should see the lady sitting next to him when that fart comes out of John Carey's mouth, ears,

but I'm not really sure.

She's slowly, but politely, places a finger under her nose.

One doesn't pull the finger maneuver unless one knows.

A fart has been dealt and smelt.

Or perhaps, she thought this would be a shield against having smelled it.

Because we know that whoever smelled it dealt it, which means that John Kerry was already aware.

Dear Heavens, Winthorpe, I do believe that someone has just flatulated.

I do hope it was not a cow I shall have daddy by an extra carbon credit to offset the

methane and spelled in my presence on this day.

You all remember the most egregious fart recently was Eric Swallwell on live television. And of course, we have a farting version of never going to give you up. Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh,

and uh, uh, You probably noticed for those of you who noticed there's always a show within a

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