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The Horne Section Podcast

John Kearns

The Horne Section Podcast

The Horne Section

Music, Comedy

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another episode of The Horne Section Podcast, your biweekly dose of musical nonsense and anarchic chat with Alex Horne and his band! This week we're joined in the basement by comedian John Kearns

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0:00.0

Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

0:11.0

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

0:16.5

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. A one, two, two,

0:23.4

two.

0:24.4

Hello, good.

0:27.0

Hello, good evening and welcome.

0:29.4

Hello!

0:30.4

It's time for us to have a lovely time.

0:33.0

We timed the time it took to get to the venue.

0:36.0

It took less time than we thought that it might too.

0:39.0

Mark thought it would take an hour or two.

0:42.0

Well thought twice that, but it only took two seconds

0:45.0

because we're in Mark's house.

0:48.0

A da da da da da da da da da da.

0:50.0

A section podcast.

0:52.0

It's the whole section podcast. Horn Section Podcast. Podcast. Podcar.

0:53.0

The Horn Section Podcar.

0:55.0

It's a Horn Section Podcar.

0:58.0

It's the Horn Section Podcar.

1:01.0

Hello.

1:02.0

Hello. Hello. hello. Hello.

1:03.0

Hello.

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