Welcome back, you guys. It is week two of this podcast. And if you were here, we actually, week three. Yeah, it's week three. We were at week three. We made it. Time flies, kids. You guys, and we have not, like, hadn't a fallen out. Like, not yet. Like, we have not done it. We'll fight over a man at some point.

Right?

We have all members of Destiny's trial here.

I think we like... Latavia and Latoya. I think we have different kind of guys, right? I mean, your man's cool. My man's cool. Yeah, he's cute. My man is really cool. He's really cool. I mean, we've hung out twice.

And not my normal type.

What's your normal type?

We can go down that path for a whole episode probably get ready i mean i had daddy

issues back in the cut that makes sense that's a real daddy that's a path we all so yeah i was like

an older man who looked like I, ugh, I did this work.

I used to like a man who looked like he committed a white collar crime.

Oh, okay.

Because I used to watch Young and the Restless when I was a kid.

Got it.

And Victor Newman was kind of the dude.

I'm blanking.

So he was like, you know. I got the executive in the small town, ran everything. Got it. Kind of like a mafia boss. Did any of them commit some white collar crimes? Are there any of them in jail currently? No, I had one who always paid in cash. Was he Russian? No, he just always paid in cash. It was really weird. Not paid me, by the way, not paid me in cash. This was like when I first moved here, like 2009, 2010. That's not crazy. Always paid in cash. Went with cash everywhere. Had it in his house. It was really sketchy, but I think he always thought that he was going to get arrested for something. What was his job? Was he an import export? No, he was like a VC guy. He was a big VC guy. I also didn't know what VC meant back then. Okay. Where's he now? He's actually still living here. I saw him the other day. He looked old as fuck, though. Oh, really? You know what's really crazy?

And I said this to him, and I know this is foul, and I know I'm fucked up for this. But when I was in my 20s, I used to want to date mid-40s guys. And I thought, you know, I'm a treat, motherfucker. Like, you should be, like, locking me down. Now that I'm approaching my 40s, I look at 20-year-olds and I'm like, get away.

Disgusting.

Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting. I hate them. Like, they're, they're, I think it's because they grew up with social media. So, like, even if you're cute, the way their brains function is so appalling and frightening to me, like you you're going to FaceTime me on a Tuesday at 10 unsolicited, you fucking sociopath. I have business hours. Like, I have a job. Granted, this is my job. But, like, I don't care about your feelings, bro. Like, go home. You need to work through it. You know, go rent a car. You got to work through it. I don't, I won't, anybody younger than 35. What's your, what was your path to where you are, like, dating wise? Give it to me. Definitely a lot of, like, honestly, I'm in my 45 to 55 phase, but I'm 39.

So I like somebody who's a little bit older, because I think if someone's going to be the

unstable one, it should be me.

But as I, especially as I get more and more stable, I don't have tolerance for instability.

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