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Hollywood Handbook

John Hodgman, Our Judge Friend

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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The Boys and JOHN HODGMAN have fun doing an episode of Judge Hollywood Handbook. Check out the bonus podcasts and videos at Patreon.com/TheFlagrantOnes

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0:00.0

Hi everyone, fantastic news. The podcast with promises now been approved into full-scale development transition now.

0:09.4

The series has entered this turnaround precursor phase, which allows the creators a lot of time for this development.

0:18.8

There's a sort of a hiatus right now, but that means when it comes back, it will be ready and done.

0:35.6

So it's me, it's Kelly Ripa and it's David Strathart, and we are the environmental crusaders.

0:46.0

And we are, and this is the new, with Kelly and David, like this is the new line. That is very exciting.

0:54.7

That is the lineup, yes, but we this is an off day and we are out and there's a construction project

1:00.3

that we don't agree with where they're building on valuable marshland. And so we've decided to sabotage

1:06.0

all of the equipment. So we're going in to pour sugar into the gas tanks and it's very scary and

1:12.0

it's very dangerous, but we care this much about the earth and we're going to pour sugar in the

1:16.8

gas tanks of the backhoe, the excavator, the skid steer. We're going to go ahead and we're going

1:24.8

to get into the snow plow, which they have there. We're dangerous. The bulldozer. And it's dangerous

1:31.3

just because you around sugar, that's dangerous. But if I if one if one pebble of the sugar,

1:42.3

if a single grain touches my tongue and dissolves into my bloodstream, you will see me go

1:50.5

full Tasmanian devil style on just about anyone near me. That's why I've cut it out of my diet.

1:56.8

It's not a health thing. In fact, I'm as unhealthy as I've ever been in my life. But I did cut it out

2:03.3

because I was going to get arrested and go to jail. So anyway, we're sabotaging these big trucks,

2:09.7

these big machines. And we go, boy, be ashamed of sabotage them before we get a chance to drive them.

2:15.0

Yeah. So Kelly gets in the cab of the excavator and I'm crashing into her with the bulldozer.

2:22.5

And you know, David, he's a big cherry picker and he's throwed water balloons down at us.

2:27.3

But before you know, we've built the housing project. Wow. You drove the machine so well,

2:34.1

you built the entire thing. Yeah. And now we've assembled this really beautiful community. And

2:39.7

people are going to have homes as moving in. People are already there. They're hanging out. They're

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