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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

John Hastings Has Never Seen A Complete Unknown

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

John Hastings has never seen "A Complete Unknown" but he rewrites it, and we read his script! Is John accurate? Is the Hawk Tuah (cannot believe I typed that out) Girl in the Bob Dylan biopic? Enjoy John's full script! Plus some games, a lot of chat on the Oscars, and more! Kyle and John are joined by Jono Zalay! And go see Kyle live in Brooklyn on April 5 at Union Hall. http://www.kyleayers.com for tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.

0:12.0

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:18.0

Hey everybody, this has Never Seen It.

0:20.2

I'm Harris. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows this has never seen it. I'm host Kyle Ayers.

0:21.1

This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before,

0:25.6

and we read their scripts.

0:27.3

Today we got another Oscar lead-up episode.

0:29.8

John Hastings is here.

0:31.2

John has never seen a complete unknown, but he rewrote it.

0:34.8

And is he close?

0:37.4

No, but it is a very fun time john is pretty sure the

0:40.8

hawk to a girl has something to do with a complete unknown and we take it all on you're

0:45.5

gonna love john's script john is so funny he actually's put out putting out eight stand-up specials

0:50.2

in 10 months he has one coming out march second and and called Comedian John. It's all on his YouTube channel, John Hastings. He's so funny. I love him. This is great. John O'Salley is here as well. I think you're going to love that. We have a really good time. I hope you enjoy it. We've got some games. We got some talk. We got some Oscar stuff. I hope you're enjoying the lead up to the Oscars. I don't know. I always feel like we should be doing more for them, but this year I just didn't watch them. So it was tough. Anyway, you know, but this episode is so fun. I'm almost happy I haven't watched them because we get to have more fun doing this. I want to thank you guys for being here. We could have got the extended episode over on our Patreon if you're into that sort of thing. It's only three bucks a month. I also got a

1:30.9

brand new stand-up set up there where I do some jokes alongside a live animator, and that is

1:36.3

on the patreon.com slash never seen it. And, you know, having fun. But, you know, we're having a good

1:43.3

time. I got some more episodes getting banks and big guests coming up. John's episode is wonderful. We're going to have an all-games episode for the Oscars, also exclusive to the Patreon at dot com slash never seen it. But enjoy John's episode. It's so much fun. John knows here. It's so much fun. I was producer-listen studio, so there's some like production references happening just so I can keep tallies for myself,

2:03.5

but I love you guys.

2:04.5

You're the best. much fun. I was producer-list in studio, so there's some like production references happening

2:01.9

just so I can keep tallies for myself. But I love you guys. You're the best. Enjoy this episode.

2:05.8

John Hastings, check out his YouTube, check out his stand-up. John has never seen a complete

2:10.8

unknown. So this is Oscar episode two for us. This is Academy Award episode number two.

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