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🗓️ 17 May 2022
⏱️ 50 minutes
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0:00.0 | So I roll up, I walk up to the counter sort of, |
0:09.0 | bowl like it. |
0:12.0 | And I say, one epic pepperoni stuff, crust. |
0:19.0 | And they say, okay, what do you want to drink? |
0:23.0 | And I say, oh, crush. |
0:26.0 | Crush cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream. |
0:28.0 | Crush. |
0:30.0 | Normalist can be cream, crush, please. |
0:31.0 | And they're like, hmm, like, okay, I can see them like trying to work out like how this is going to work. |
0:38.0 | And they're like, okay, okay. |
0:41.0 | All right, give me one second. |
0:42.0 | And then they go back. |
0:43.0 | That's the issue. |
0:45.0 | So the epic aspect of the epic pepperoni stuff, crust is that whatever you want to drink is what it is. |
0:57.0 | It's stuffed with the drink. |
1:00.0 | So when they say, what do you want to drink? |
1:02.0 | That's what the pepperoni and the drink. |
1:06.0 | And what you're kind of supposed to say, I guess to be polite is that you want cheese. |
1:13.0 | Cheese. |
1:14.0 | Cheese. |
1:15.0 | You're supposed to be like, I guess I'll have some cheese to drink. |
1:20.0 | And then they're like, great. |
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