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I welcome to the Eric's attacks show.

Because of a legal snafu, today the role of Eric will be

played by Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.

And the role of Sonia Sotomayor will be played by the

late Mini Pearl.

And now your host, Mr. Luffy Jiggo Pants,

take it away, Luffy.

Thank you so much, Dad.

I mean, so much to be.

Thank you, folks.

If you've been listening to this program, you know

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