John Dillinger

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🗓️ 13 October 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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John Herbert Dillinger (June 22, 1903 – July 22, 1934) was an American gangster of the Great Depression. He led a group known as the "Dillinger Gang", which was accused of robbing 24 banks and four police stations. Dillinger was imprisoned several times but escaped twice. He was charged, but not convicted, of the murder of an East Chicago, Indiana, police officer who shot Dillinger in his bullet-proof vest during a shootout; it was the only time Dillinger was charged with homicide.

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0:00.0	I just don't understand how you go on vacation without hunting a human.
0:03.9	What's okay, it's not like they give up brochures for that, Tom.
0:07.0	Not in the hotel's use, Stan, maybe.
0:09.0	There's plenty of them.
0:10.3	No.
0:11.3	Okay, how about this one?
0:13.1	Obviously no, I'll look at the tear marks.
0:16.1	Oh, right, right, clearly.
0:18.4	Hey, Eli, I'm gonna regret asking this, but what is with the jars of Dix?
0:25.6	Oh, hey guys, well, so you know how this week's episode's about John Dillinger, who's
0:29.8	Giant Penis is famously on display at the Smithsonian.
0:33.5	I figured I'd get out my old Dixium.
0:35.3	That's not a real thing.
0:36.3	Okay, Eli, first of all, that's an urban legend.
0:39.4	Dillinger's penis is not on display at the Smithsonian.
0:43.0	And secondly, Dixium, yeah, you're going with that.
0:47.1	You know how we always die in the little intro sketches that we do for our show?
0:51.2	Yeah.
0:52.2	Well, as soon as I come back, I usually harvest the Dix, just sort of a fun hobby.
0:57.7	You know, this was my Tom's, that over there is Manila's, that small shelf there is my
1:01.7	eats hard to get him before he rips him off in an incest.
1:04.9	An asshole.
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