Welcome to the Eric Metax's show.

You know, sometimes Eric pretends to be interested in his guest.

But he's really just doing a crossword puzzle and rolling his eyes in what they say.

He told me never to say that ever. But look, I made a mistake. Uh-oh. I'm human. In my way. Only I'm not. And now you're a host, Eric Mataxis. Hey there, folks. Welcome to a special day on the Eric Metaxus show. I can't tell you why it's special. Albin, can you tell us why it's special?

I have no idea, but I have the feeling that a young man has a book launch today, Donald and the

fake news. I can't believe. You are so thoughtful. You make me feel really bad about myself. I just

want you to know that. Chris,

doesn't he just make you feel guilty for not being as thoughtful? He does. I'm, uh, I'm, I'm,

I'm pretty much phoning it in. I have some watermelon here. I already ate. You're having a party?

You're having a party? We should say that I took a bite. Talk about the convention last night

a lot, but today is the launch day of my new donald the caveman

book this one's called donald and the fake news i'm begging you to get a copy folks uh you can go to

eric mataxis dot com it'll eventually be at my store dot com my pillow dot com but right now you can get a copy

uh at eric mataxis dot com or anywhere. I think it's the funniest yet. We'll talk about that later. But you really are celebrating. That is only an offer. I would know how important a book launch date is thank you, my fellow author friend. Can you blow out the candles before it burns my twinkie? Oh, sure. Sure.

I need Chris's help. You ready? One, two, three. Let's do it. Blowing. You did it. You did it. Yay.

That's great. Isn't that just great? The fun we have on this show, uh, listen, thank you for that.

This is really, um, this is an important day, uh, not just because, uh, Donald and the fake news

launches today. Thank you, Eric, but because, uh, for what? The Twinkie. Oh, the Twinkie. Yes,

I had that shipped. Um, no, but today's an important day because

last night was the first night of the GOP convention. I don't know about you guys, but I was

surprised to be impressed. I was surprised not to be bored. I was surprised that one speech after the other, one segment after the other,

not only held my attention, but got me excited. There was a lot of good stuff. I don't know who is

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