John Crist Survives Willie Robertson’s Most Offensive Questions

Duck Call Room

Tread Lively

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

John Crist joins Willie Robertson and Uncle Si for what turns into a roast of John’s Mennonite background, homeschool education, and large family. The guys swap their most awkward fan encounter stories, and John gets Willie to admit to a few intrusive thoughts he didn’t even realize he had. John shares the biggest comedy fail of his career, Si discovers he may be in possession of Willie Nelson’s autograph, and Willie confesses to a Topgolf prank that caused chaos in real time. Duck Call Room episode #558 is sponsored by: https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Visit the website or call 864-644-1900 and mention "Godwin" to get 2 weeks free in the program! Get bugs out of your house with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/DUCK for 10% off your order. https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:59.6	Who normally does this?
1:01.0	Martin?
1:02.0	I think I'm good.
1:03.4	Johnny D.
1:08.2	I hired both of them.
1:10.4	Hey, guys, welcome back to the duck call room podcast. I'm your guest, fill in host. My name is Willie Robertson. Uh, I have, I'm filling in for, I guess I'm filling in for Martin. And, um, because I'm in his chair. And, uh,, as always, oh, Phil McMillions. What's happening, fellas? An old friend and foe. That's right. Our foe friend. Hey, you were in my wedding, weren't you? Yes. There you go. That's how far we go back. That was 34 years ago.
1:44.8	That's been a while.
1:45.7	It's been a minute.
2:02.4	It's been a minute. Speaking of old stuff, we got Uncle Si. The homeless guy. We got Uncle Si on the cleanup roll. I stopped by to give me our cheeseburgers, all it is. Cleaned up. Okay. We'll talk. We ended up doing a podcast. Okay. We'll put some words up so you can understand what he said. Put some high opinions on that cheeseburgers this time.
2:04.6	All right, good deal. I was on one today. And today we have a special guest. A special, special, special guest. This guy, this is a big deal here. This is a big deal. You know, when I come into the duck car room, something that's happening, you know,
2:19.6	something either has went way wrong or way right.
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