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We're all divided, but we got to stay united, okay? We got, this era of Christianity, we got to

stay united because when we get up to heaven, I feel like they're not going to like us, you know?

People in heaven are not going to like people from 2024, you know.

They're like, we give up our firstborn child for the faith.

We're like, we give up chocolate on Wednesdays.

They're like, how did you become a Christian?

Like, a missionary came to my village in the 1500s.

What about you?

I was watching the Super Bowl and I saw He Gets Us commercial.

John Christ using religion to his own advantage.

That's the intro line.

I'll take it.

Now, keep going.

Thank you.

Yeah, because you know, Mr.

intro did your plug.

He's got a brand new tour.

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