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Brian Kilmeade Show

John Crist: "ChatGPT is My Therapist" & Finding Humor in War

Brian Kilmeade Show

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4.12K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2026

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Comedian John Crist joins the show to provide some much-needed levity during a high-stakes week of global conflict. Crist and Brian discuss the changing landscape of comedy, why he jokes that ChatGPT has become his therapist, and his unique perspective on staying "un-cancelable" in today’s culture. From stories about his pastor father to his upcoming nationwide tour, Crist explains why the audience holds the real power in comedy today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

So one of our favorite guests of all time, and I don't just say it because you can hear me,

0:04.0

John Chris, comedian extraordinaire, just appearing in New York, even though you have nothing in common with New Yorkers. Why is that that you are selling out venues here? No. You don't understand New Yorkers. I live in New York. I'm from New York. I don't understand them. Yeah, yeah. But you're thriving in a culture that you wouldn't think embraces John Chris Humor.

0:22.3

Well, you see, you don't know who's out there.

0:24.8

Right. You walk out to the show. I mean, you've got probably experienced this different areas of the country. You walk out there, you go, we'll see who's here. Let's see. We'll see it. But they did choose to come by buying a ticket, John, I think they, you know what's the best. I'll say this to you. The best cities for me to do comedy is blue cities surrounded by red.

0:43.7

Wow.

0:44.1

Okay.

0:44.5

That's what makes the best, because you need a little bit of.

0:47.4

So you're always coaching me.

0:48.3

I'm aware to do the show.

0:49.3

Yeah, the blue city surrounded by, like if you do Asheville, North Carolina.

0:53.2

Or Seattle?

0:54.2

Very blue, but surrounded by. if you do Asheville, North Carolina. Or Seattle? Very blue, but surrounded

0:56.1

by normalcy.

0:59.4

Just like practical people. You just need a little

1:01.7

you need a standing ovation and two

1:04.1

people walking out. That's the perfect

1:06.3

combo for sure. You're going to be the grand old

1:08.6

opera in Nashville March 8th and on the 19th, Milwaukee,

1:12.5

at the Paps Theater, named after the beer. It's not, it's definitely the beer. I guess every city is blue-surrentia. The last time I had a Pabst, I pulled off the tab and threw it on the ground. Remember those days? You didn't like it. You shouldn't. In the 1970s, everyone was cutting their feet open

1:26.6

because we didn't wear shoes

1:28.0

and there were a lot of tabs.

1:29.6

That sounds like something my parents would say. Back when we were growing up, everybody was cutting their feet over. The Michigan Theater in Jackson, that's going to be in Jackson, Michigan. Yeah. I mean, you have too many. Go to Johnchrist.com. Too many on there. Yeah. I'm not there spreading the good word.

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