John Creamer

Have A Seat with Chris Hansen

Chris Hansen

True Crime

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

“My penis don't work right." John Blake Creamer is a predator that was caught in a Blount County, Alabama investigation of Takedown with Chris Hansen. He is notable for having shot himself in his penis. At the time of the sting, Creamer had been living in or near Hanceville, Alabama. Creamer had four children between two and eight years old from two different women. He worked as a brick mason. Creamer was once married but divorced because he found out his wife had been cheating on him for three years while he was in prison. He said that he found another man in his bed after being released. Creamer had been communicating with a decoy posing as a fifteen-year-old girl. He called the decoy before texting her. Creamer arrived to the sting house wearing stained and dirty blue jeans and a T-shirt, which Chris described as his "fancy, go-to-court clothes." Creamer maintained that he did not believe that the girl was a minor. Before being led out of the house and to the jail, Creamer announced to everyone present that he could not possibly have sex with a child because he had been shot in his penis with a .380 caliber gun firing full-metal jacket bullets. He told everyone that his penis "don't work right." Creamer offered to show his penis to Chris. Chris refused, but Creamer assured him that it was "all sewed back on" because the entire penis had been shot off. Chris, wanting to clarify, asked if someone had shot him in his penis. Creamer responded, "Yes sir. Actually, I was cleaning my gun and it misfired." Sponsored by: TruthFinder.com. To get the answers you’re looking for about the new people in your life, and to discover information on potential predators, go to www.TruthFinder.com/predators Home Title Lock: Go to https://hometitlelock.com/chrishansen and use promo code HANSEN to get a FREE title history report and a FREE TRIAL of their Triple Lock Protection! For details visit https://hometitlelock.com/warranty Get your official Have A Seat merchandise at https://haveaseat.dashery.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I've confronted hundreds of men over two decades, men online looking for children to sexually assault.
0:07.7	Oh, Cody, I'm Chris Hanson. I'm not who you are. I tried to get into their heads and understand why.
0:13.3	But you have it on your phone. That's true. And ultimately, make sure they face justice.
0:19.3	Can I just give you some money on me?
0:21.4	I don't want money.
0:22.4	I want the truth.
0:23.7	These are the predators I've caught.
0:26.8	I'm Chris Hansen.
0:30.5	As you can imagine, I've heard literally hundreds of excuses
0:37.2	as to why a man would show up into one of our stinghouses
0:42.0	after a conversation with a child
0:46.2	or someone he thought was a child about having sex.
0:51.4	But the wildest excuse as to why sex may not have occurred between the predator and the child
1:02.7	I think came from a fellow named John Kramer.
1:09.6	Now, you may remember John from one of our takedown with Pris Hanson episodes
1:14.3	on my streaming crime network, True Blue. John Kramer showed up during a sting in Blunt County,
1:22.0	Alabama, in April of 24.
1:33.3	And John was interesting for a lot of different reasons.
1:40.5	He had, by his own admission, a rap sheet as long as Falk was the way he put it.
1:43.9	And I'll get to that in a little bit here, this episode.
1:47.9	He had done prison time.
1:51.5	He had four children of his own.
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