John Cleese | Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random

Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.2 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2024

⏱️ 137 minutes

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John Cleese and Bill Maher on Monty Python’s best work, Bill’s new book “What This Comedian Said Will Shock You,” meditation, how to slow down time, whether British people or the Irish drink more, the American propensity to worship weakness, the three phases of relationships, how many soulmates you can have in life, the source of creativity, how stress affects our lifespan, how Trump attacked Bill, John's psychic experience, Bill's friends who've seen ghosts, and much, much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch,
0:04.4	you'd build a different kind of bank.
0:06.5	One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots,
0:11.5	doesn't invest in fossil fuels, charges no extra fees for spending abroad,
0:16.1	and definitely doesn't close before you finish work.
0:18.6	You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids give many habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts.
0:25.9	So what would that look like?
0:27.8	Starling Bank, the bank built for you.
0:31.3	So you live in England now?
0:32.3	I live in hotel rooms.
0:34.0	No. Two years ago I was in 46 weeks in hotel rooms.
0:38.0	What did the Romans ever do for us?
0:42.0	The work people have not yet spotted that's a pro-imperialist sketch.
0:48.0	Who's that tall glass of water sitting in my bar?
0:54.0	How are you? My leaves?
0:56.0	Really?
0:57.0	Forgive me not getting up.
0:58.0	It takes for 30 minutes each stage.
1:00.0	I wouldn't let you get up.
1:01.0	How are you?
1:03.1	I have a book coming out.
1:05.4	Oh, yeah.
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