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🗓️ 25 June 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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0:00.0 | Have a seat, friends and neighbors. Welcome to the late show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:08.2 | Ladies and gentlemen, I just want everyone watching to know what an honor it is to be here tonight in front of an audience that we just pulled out of a slow cooker. |
0:26.6 | Through a, through a lemon, some olive oil, little garlic. Meat's falling right off their bones. |
0:29.6 | Because today in New York City, temperatures reached 100 degrees. |
0:34.6 | And it's hot all across the country. |
0:36.6 | 100 degrees are expected from the Great Plains to New England. |
0:41.3 | It is so hot in Missouri that Sunday, that the roads began to spontaneously buckle while people were driving on them. |
0:49.3 | Check this out. |
0:53.3 | Reminds me of that old Irish blessing. |
0:56.0 | May the road rise to me. |
0:58.2 | God, not literally. |
0:59.8 | Faith in Magora, you busted me suspension. |
1:04.3 | Now, may the road rise. |
1:06.1 | Oh, she's fine. |
1:08.1 | Oh, no. |
1:09.1 | Oh, no. |
1:10.1 | That's right. Now, no. No. |
1:11.6 | No. |
1:12.6 | No. |
1:13.6 | No, not anymore. |
1:14.6 | These record temperatures are being caused by what meteorologists call a heat dome, |
1:19.6 | which is a strong bubble of high pressure. |
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