John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars LIVE! w/ Nick Kroll

How Did This Get Made?

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

A movie with flashbacks within flashbacks within flashbacks?! HDTGM all-star Nick Kroll returns to help Paul, Jason, & our space expert June Diane Raphael break down the 2001 sci-fi horror film John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars starring Ice Cube, Natasha Henstridge, & a pre-bald Jason Statham. LIVE from Largo in L.A. they discuss the oxygen goggles, Big Daddy Mars' low boobs, if the Martians come from orca whales, flying a hot air balloon on Mars, the super slow train, Clea Duvall's beheading via circular saw blade, Ice Cube's Leeroy Jenkins moment, and so much more. Plus, June tells us about her recent encounter with a Geostorm and her struggle with shower loneliness.

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0:00.0	Get jacked and ready.
0:03.2	Double tough because we saw John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars.
0:09.6	So you know what that means?
0:13.8	Now we're gone to love.
0:17.2	It's a radio star!
0:39.3	How did it? What's an Aided boy baby in his belly. Rock a wild stove, vest, while whipping just into Kelly. A baby see a burn that show with Dick Crowe. And Dick a bogus speed who hitting groups control. Jay Man, Big Paul in the beautiful dream. Gonna take you from the pool all the way with the room. Bring the in street body helps you blow off steam Just a sucker punch the odd life for tip in three
0:42.3	Shott Miller, the Ferryman, how you stand in live
0:44.3	They call me a bad ass and he's on the line
0:47.3	Cranking 88 minutes cause they cool as high
0:50.3	Cause a bad gym, Barney looking kind and nice
0:52.3	All in June getting literal Jason is getting laid.
0:55.4	Jew is making sure all the monkey shots are getting paid.
0:58.2	And just a bunch of movies are they making the grade.
1:00.6	Here's a real question for you, how did this get made?
1:03.4	Hello, people of Los Angeles!
1:07.4	Hello, people of Earth.
1:11.5	Welcome to How Did This Get Made?
1:13.6	We are live in Los Angeles to talk about a movie that is very hard to say because it's got double plurals in it.
1:23.5	John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars, as if there's been other ghosts of Mars to distinguish it.
1:32.8	You know, they say in space, no one can hear you scream.
1:37.5	In this film, no one can hear you scream because they couldn't afford extras.
1:42.8	Movie came out 2001 to 23% on the tomato meter.
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