John C. Reilly & Shamir
Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
NPR
4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2016
⏱️ 74 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for sponsorship and to manage your podcast sponsorship preferences.
NPR Privacy Policy
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Bullseye with Jesse Thorn is a production of MaximumFun.org and is distributed by NPR. |
| 0:13.4 | It's Bullseye, I'm Jesse Thorn. |
| 0:15.8 | Before YouTube, John C. Riley's group of friends would gather at the director Paul Thomas |
| 0:20.7 | Anderson's house for a thing they called twisted video night. |
| 0:25.1 | And everyone would bring in video tapes that they'd found from just really weird commercials |
| 0:30.5 | or random samplings of cable access shows. |
| 0:33.9 | And then it seemed like the whole world became twisted video world like when YouTube hit. |
| 0:39.6 | So anyway, one time, Jonah Hill showed John C. Riley a clip from QVC. |
| 0:44.4 | The best ones I want people to really brag before they do anything. |
| 0:48.5 | And this guy was like bragging about the samurai sword that he was selling on QVC and how |
| 0:54.4 | he was indestructible and was made by Japanese masters of seven layers of steel. |
| 1:00.0 | And then he hits it on the table as hard as he can. |
| 1:02.6 | And then the sword immediately breaks in half and the end of it sticks him right in the |
| 1:07.7 | chest. |
| 1:08.7 | It doesn't go very deep into his chest, but he stops and he's like, oh, okay, it got |
| 1:13.7 | me. |
| 1:14.7 | It got me. |
| 1:15.7 | And then he starts talking to someone off camera name Odette. |
| 1:17.7 | Odette. |
| 1:18.7 | All right, Odette. |
| 1:19.7 | It got me just a tip. |
| 1:20.9 | Just a tip got me, Odette. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from NPR, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of NPR and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

