Dave, you know it sucks. Snow tires suck. Putting chains on your tires sucks. You know what's cool?

What's cool? Weatherclaws. Smartest attraction system for your car this winter.

Super easy to get on. Your 70 year old granny can strap on weather claws on our tires.

This is the thing.

We heard weather claws, we both thought the same thing.

Awesome Wolverine claws on your tire.

That can claw you out of a parking spot.

Except at the same time we thought, boy, that's going to really increase taxes to pay for all the roads.

These things are going to tear up.

But there's not weathercloths. Weatherclaws, the best way we can describe it is it looks like you're putting your tires in bondage.

But bondage of safety.

Yes, because that's really important is to have safe words and there's

nothing safer than weathercloths. Self tensioning, they can form and grip to your

tire profile grasping the terrain for full traction and your tire itself and my favorite thing about them is that they clean themselves like a cat like a cat that can get you out of a parking spot again not, not to misrepresent weather, weatherclaws.

They don't actually have a feline tongue.

No.

But they just self-clean themselves.

You don't have to pick snow out of the chains.

You don't have to pick snow out of the tires, they don't clog, they don't lose traction, they're awesome.

And again, best part about this, they're road and vehicle friendly, not going to mess up your car, not going to mess up your car not going to mess up the roadway

under normal operating conditions either maximum traction on snow snow-packed ice loose dirt

mud and sand weather claws are the thing you need to get instead of

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