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Desert Island Discs

John Bishop

Desert Island Discs

BBC

Music, Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Music Commentary

4.314.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2012

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Kirsty Young's castaway is the comedian John Bishop.

Growing up on a Merseyside council estate, his early ambition was to play football for Liverpool - otherwise, he thought he might find a way out by winning the Pools or joining a band. The youngest of four children, his family were, he says, the kind that filled factory floors rather than lecture halls. Now a hugely popular stand-up comedian, it was a failing marriage and a sense of desperation that led him, one night, to a comedy bar. He decided to give it a try - it turned his life, and marriage, around.

"There was a time where the stand-up was the thing that I think kept me sane - it was like therapy and if I stopped doing it, I would go backwards."

Producer: Leanne Buckle.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, I'm Kirstie Young. Thank you for downloading this podcast of Desert Island Disks from BBC Radio 4.

0:06.0

For rights reasons, the music choices are shorter than in the radio broadcast.

0:10.0

For more information about the program, please visit BBC.co.uk.

0:17.0

Radio 4. The My castaway this week is the comedian John Bishop. His success has been fast and furious,

0:41.0

catapulting him to the front line of the entertainment business.

0:44.2

It started with a sort of midlife crisis as his marriage broke down, his stand-up career

0:48.8

got started.

0:49.8

Twelve years ago, he'd never even set foot on a stage. Now he sells out major venues.

0:55.0

He's also just raised 4.2 million pounds for sport relief by completing at a

1:00.2

290 mile triathlon in five days. Growing up on a Merseys

1:05.1

council estate, his early ambition was to play football for Liverpool, otherwise

1:09.4

he thought he might find a way out by winning the pools or joining a band. He says of his success now,

1:15.9

I feel like I've nicked someone else's life. Somewhere there's a sales rep going,

1:20.0

haven't I got a gig tonight? Is it true, John Bishop, that when you told your three stuns,

1:24.1

you were going to give up your job and try your hand as a stand-up? The first thing they said very quickly was,

1:29.6

but you're not funny. Yeah, and they often repeat that now. And your first spot then was in your early

1:34.8

30s? You were around about 30s? No, no. It was just before my 35th birthday.

1:38.6

Okay. That split up with Melanie and my wife and I worked in a pharmaceutical industry and so where I was

1:46.2

running a sales team which I couldn't guarantee when I could have the kids from Monday to Friday.

1:51.0

And I didn't want to be one of these dads you just had them on Sunday afternoon

1:55.7

and sat in McDonald's trying to buy happiness in a meal.

1:59.4

So I said I'll have them every weekend and so I picked them up from school

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