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Hi, Chris Miles here.

You probably know me from trading the boards at the London Palladium.

No, okay.

Anyway, welcome to this week's podcast.

Let's go.

The Chris Moyle Show, Radio X.

Now, this week we are recording the intro without Dominic Byrne who has been here but because it's Friday the 30th of January he is not here even though he's been on every day and was on today but he's full of cold and we needed him in another studio for the show and then he's had to come

into this studio after the show to do the podcast and I don't want him anywhere near me because

I don't want to get sick so we sent him home literally sent him home during the platinum hour

go dumb bye bye yeah by now he didn't need to be told twice he liked it out of here like

offered he was gone so it's down to me to talk about how great we were at the Palladium. Is that? Yeah? Yeah. Oh, you can if you want. How great were me and Dom at the Palladium? Firstly, I'd like to say how great you were at the Palladium. There's no need, but thank you. And secondly, I want to say how much I enjoyed you and Dom at the Pladium. Thank you. Polly, you're also there. If I'd like to chip in. Sure, sure. I second all of the things said above, and I think you were both brilliant at the Palladium. Polly gave us a lovely compliment which I'm going to

I'll repeat and then maybe go with it or not

if Poly, Polly gave us a lovely compliment, which I'm going to,

I'll repeat,

and then maybe go with it or not.

She goes,

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