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We have vacated the premises down on College Green because Parliament is effectively no more.

It was shut down last night by a very reluctant John Burko and a gaggle of opposition MPs who were singing, brawling and jeering like a gang of drunken sailors on a night out.

Out of all the bizarre happenings caused by Brexit over the last three years, yesterday in Parliament,

has to be possibly the most ridiculous of all.

An emergency debate on stopping a no-deal Brexit, which was kicked off with a 90-minute love-in with the speaker who had just announced he was leaving the job.

A ridiculous speech by Ramona-in-chief Dominic Grebe in which he demanded to see all the private

messages on every phone owned by any member of the government and their special advisors.

Even more ridiculous was it was such an important emergency debate, but for most of the afternoon,

the whole chamber was practically empty.

A ludicrous scene then occurred as the House of Commons prepared to shut down when Labour MPs

attempted to stop Speaker Burko from standing up, believing that if he remained seated,

the Parliament could not be suspended. Lloyd Russell Moyle, a bloke who's known in this part of the

world for getting himself into trouble inside the chamber before,

he threw himself on the speaker while Caroline Lucas careened off into the green benches.

As a scuffle ensued, it was possibly the most unedifying spectacle in the long history of modern democracy in this country.

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