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Hey, look, so crazy.

That's lovely that, Ritey.

It's not bad, isn't it?

Everybody came to greet me?

Where were you?

I went to the toilet, up, the shopping up the car.

You took a long time.

Keep you away from those sweets.

The menoen rolls. Can I tell stories about Ian Wright from the old days? No. I looked after him in the World Cup 90. I tried to, you know, educate him. I'm chopping down to Sean Zelese. Oh. Honestly, nearly got a span from every store., I did. I just didn't want some of the stuff.

It was rubbish gear.

Yeah, but there's ways of doing it. When you're in a nice place, you kind of like go, oh, well, that's a good boy to his attack. I don't, I don't like it. No. That was before I refined myself before we moved to West London. Absolutely. How old would you have been then, right you?

31 and 32.

Nice year. move to West London. Absolutely. How old would you have been then, right? 31. 31. 32. Are you the same age then? Right? No, I'm older than him.

You both don't look. He's four days older than me, four days. Wow. You look fantastic.

It's in the jeans, baby. What's the secret, guys? Do you know the first time? Seven children? First time I ever met John. I was in the first squad, 95, one of the first ever England squads and I went down to Burning Beach's into the spa area to walk to the jacuzzi and I walked through the door and he was in there on his own just relaxing in the jacuzzi. you want to know one of them picked things where you think oh no because it's like John Barnes is like up here and I'm 20 and I thought oh he's seen me and I was like so nervous he's seen me I'm going to have to go through and sit in the jacuzzi because I was going towards his newsie were his his clothes? Huh? Did you have clothes on?

He had shorts on.

What's that? Jill's got a vision of me and John. I mean, I took him off after a few minutes. I don't know. And they look him out to him out. No, they're not, mate. They haven't looked after me at all, but I know you will. I love a coffee. And John, you were unbelievable to me.

For half an hour you talked to me, I thought,

Joe something, this is a man who Not a not, mate. They haven't looked after me at all, but I know you will. Do you have a coffee? And John, you were unbelievable to me.

For half an hour you talked to me, I thought, Joe something, this is a man who literally scarred and ruined. But please don't tell them what I spoke to you about. Do you hear of coffee? Whatever is he just, mate? What do you prefer? I'll have a tea then. So that was one of your first times in there?

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