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🗓️ 24 September 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Today on a hardworking episode of the Antigram Journey. |
| 0:04.1 | As you all know, profits for Hampton DeVille are an all-time high. |
| 0:08.4 | Unfortunately, the well-being of our employees is at an all-time low. |
| 0:13.1 | Let's take a look at the average Hampton-Divill employee. |
| 0:16.4 | Every year, the average employee consumes 561 cups of coffee. |
| 0:21.6 | I feel nothing when I drink coffee. |
| 0:23.6 | Coffee is a scam. |
| 0:24.6 | Being an adult, taking an hour off. |
| 0:25.6 | The average Hampton-Deville employee strongly agrees with the following phrase. |
| 0:29.6 | If I see a pill, I eat a pill. |
| 0:31.6 | They smoke 275 cigarettes annually, |
| 0:35.6 | 97 marijuana cigarettes, and due to some statistical outliers, the average employee does heroin. |
| 0:42.3 | The average employee has 7.8 suicidal thoughts per day, 18 panic attacks a year, and wonders once an hour, every hour, why this is happening to them. |
| 0:55.0 | Would you walk us through a typical day for you? |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.0 | Great. |
| 1:01.0 | Well, I generally come in at least 15 minutes late. |
| 1:06.0 | I use the side door, that way Lumberg can't see me. |
| 1:10.0 | And after that, I just sort of space out for about an hour. |
| 1:14.6 | But... |
| 1:15.6 | Space out? |
| 1:17.6 | Yeah. I just stare at my desk. |
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