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Dan Le Batard
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🗓️ 3 November 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What a World Series! The Fall Classic indeed. But based on a quick review of social media, |
| 0:06.0 | it seems like a lot of non-Dodgers fans didn't enjoy it. The Cynics say LA bought a championship, |
| 0:11.4 | and you know what? They're mostly right, even if the Blue Jays didn't get their players at T.J. Max either. |
| 0:16.8 | Either way, complainers need to realize the Avengers would have sucked if Thanos had been a |
| 0:20.5 | beta male. |
| 0:21.5 | At least baseball knows how to do oligarchy right. |
| 0:24.3 | The MLB has never once pretended to care about fairness, and like it or not, that's a closer reflection of our society than the NFL is. |
| 0:31.7 | Showy Atani gets $70 million a year from the Dodgers. |
| 0:34.9 | That's $69.9 million more than the entire payroll of the Pittsburgh Pirates. |
| 0:40.1 | Now, that's how you do class warfare. |
| 0:42.4 | So, yeah, the Dodgers ownership bought another title, just like the Yankees and Red Sox |
| 0:46.6 | and Marlins have over the last quarter century. |
| 0:49.2 | Now, if you don't like that inequity, let me paraphrase Hans Gruber here. |
| 0:53.2 | You ask for a miracle, I give you the NFL. |
| 0:57.1 | I'm not the first to point out, Roger's League is a communist utopia, only masquerading as a |
| 1:01.8 | capitalist enterprise. Think about it. It has a hard salary cap, revenue sharing, and a stated |
| 1:07.2 | goal of parity. You see, the NFL is structured like a game of bingo, where every franchise's number |
| 1:12.3 | should eventually be called and would be, if not for a small handful of owners led by |
| 1:17.2 | multi-billionaires, Woody Johnson and Jimmy Haslam, who's enduring ineptitude and meddling |
| 1:21.5 | and sure their team's number never comes up. |
| 1:24.3 | That's not a bad thing, unless you're a fan of one of those teams. Listen, if I had $10 billion |
| 1:28.9 | laying around, I'd buy an NFL team too. Here's what I wouldn't do, though. Watch from the luxury |
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