Joey Diaz is a year away from diapers

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2024

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt why he is looking forward to wearing diapers, swallowing 100 sticks of gum in 20 minutes, and one thing Joey wishes he had done that he never got to do during his comedy career.

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0:00.0	trying to fuck to make it work, you know what I'm saying?
0:02.5	I'm not the most handsome geezer on the planet, but you know,
0:06.8	love calling yourself.
0:07.8	Pimpin ain't easy, but it sure is fun.
0:10.8	You follow me guys?
0:12.4	So, let me shut this phone off because now all my
0:16.0	fucking friends will call me now the sudden nurse to think about me at 703 oh
0:21.4	Japanese on let me bother Uncle Joe.
0:24.0	He won himself.
0:25.0	Do they bother you during Jeopardy, too?
0:28.0	I don't watch Jeopardy, I get out of the fucking house.
0:32.0	Okay.
0:33.0	Where I got something to do, like, I love torture people.
0:36.0	Like I told you, I'm too old to fuck around.
0:39.0	If I call you and you don't pick up the phone or call me back within three or four take a
0:43.6	breathe don't worry about it okay you need to talk it wasn't that important
0:49.3	what do you mean don't call me back 18 times like and that's what I'll do you. I'll let you keep
0:53.9	calling back and back and you lose your mind. I got like three pigeons. I just call
0:58.5	them all the time and right before they pick up I hang up and then all day I got, call me back.
1:04.0	You say.
1:05.0	Did they ever leave me messages like, why are you picking up?
1:08.0	What's going on?
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