Joey Chestnut Slaps a Guy, Britney Offers Lasagna & The End of Colbert
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show spirals immediately into absolute nonsense, which honestly should surprise nobody at this point. Joey Chestnut — America’s greatest competitive eater and possible future Hall of Fame digestive superhero — is officially headed back to Coney Island to defend the mustard belt… while also carrying around a little misdemeanor battery charge from a bar fight in Indiana. Nothing says patriotism like eating 70 hot dogs while on probation.
The crew breaks down Joey’s alleged slap incident, his legendary bologna-eating accomplishments, and why Major League Eating apparently has a softer disciplinary policy than most middle schools. Sixteen pounds of bologna in eight minutes somehow becomes a full discussion topic, because this daily comedy show continues to ask the important questions no one else will: “What actually happens to a human body after that?”
Meanwhile, Britney Spears’ newly released DUI footage gives the internet another unforgettable moment when she offers police officers homemade lasagna and pool access instead of, you know… cooperating normally. The gang investigates what Britney’s lasagna recipe probably looks like, whether it contains Xanax seasoning, and why nobody trusts food made in Britney’s kitchen anymore. Rafe invents “Lasanax,” which honestly feels like it belongs on a restaurant menu in Las Vegas.
Elsewhere in the chaos:
- Stephen Colbert officially signs off from late night television
- Pearl Jam quietly replaces Matt Cameron
- NOFX surprises fans with new music after breaking up
- Chloe Kardashian regrets declawing her cats
- Lern admits she’s never seen The Godfather
- Rizz regrets never seeing Rush live
- And King Scott somehow turns a celebrity birthday segment into an emotional support session
The show also dives into bizarre celebrity birthdays, old-school arcade nostalgia, Rolling Stones trivia, Dancing with the Stars rejections, and why George Hamilton may legally be required to stay permanently tan forever.
If you enjoy weird news, sarcastic humor, celebrity disasters, music talk, St. Louis nonsense, and a daily comedy show that sounds like your smartest friends slowly becoming raccoons over coffee, this episode absolutely delivers.
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