Joel Stein

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2012

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Super funny writer Joel Stein stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about his new book, Man Made (A Stupid Quest for Masculinity) for which he let people yell at him while he tried to pee and almost shot a turkey. He also did other, manlier things including fainting and something with Boy Scouts. Then he accused me of having an imaginary boyfriend and misremembering The Brady Bunch. We also talked about massages, black out sex and other stuff which I'm having trouble recalling at this moment but I'm pretty sure was amazing. And of course we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put up on the screen) and read your iTunes comment of the week.

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0:00.0	This week on Ace on the House, if I was doing those, I wouldn't put argon gas in the
0:08.1	middle of the two panes.
0:09.1	I just go, ah, it's in there.
0:12.1	I want you.
0:13.1	You just can't open it.
0:14.1	If you open it, all the argon's going to get out.
0:16.2	I just tell them, like when we used to clean carpet and they'd do the Teflon coating,
0:20.1	I'd say Hudson Spray or just put water in it.
0:22.3	Hey, one extra hundred bucks, you have the Teflon coating.
0:25.5	City carpet.
0:26.5	Yeah, we put the Hudson Spray, just put sink water in the Hudson Spray and rave it.
0:30.5	Teflon.
0:31.5	And then you'd rake it in.
0:32.5	Yeah, you rake that Teflon.
0:33.5	You see?
0:34.5	You see that?
0:35.5	Look, that's durability.
0:36.5	Oh, yeah.
0:37.5	Listen, everyone's a bullshitter out there.
0:38.5	Check out an all new episode of Ace on the House this Saturday or visit Ace on the House.com
0:44.0	only on the Ace Broadcasting Network.
0:53.0	Hey, everyone, it's me, Allison, the host of this podcast that you're about to hear.
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