Joel Spence, Colton Dunn, Johnny Meeks

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2017

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Joel Spence, Colton Dunn, and Johnny Meeks join Matt Besser for this week's episode of improv4humans. They perform scenes about a ragtag group of retail freedom fighters, children's books that teach harsh life lessons, and a town up in arms about progressive snowmen. Later, they set unrealistic goals on their wish-boards, visit a shoe outlet that enforces a sock policy, and rescue their dogs from a rhino's headlock. This episode is brought to you by Blue Apron (www.blueapron.com/improv) and HBO's "Crashing."

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0:00.0	Oh, welcome to Impra for Humans with Matt Besser, that's me.
0:16.9	Welcome folks, Johnny Meeks, Joel Spence, Colton Dunn, back on the show Colton.
0:24.3	I just heard you're in a bunch of memes, super store memes.
0:29.0	So I want to check one out up here, can we find one, Brett?
0:33.8	I find anytime, I'm in a meme, it's embarrassing.
0:38.4	You know, it's kind of fun.
0:39.3	It's like my stomach's hanging out or something, and they found some awkward moment.
0:45.7	Well, some of these are like memes that are organic, they just kind of come out of the
0:50.6	internet, but now like shows, there's like a day that I went in where they just took
0:55.2	pictures of us to make memes, to put out, and so there you go, that's one of them.
1:01.4	That's the basic one.
1:02.4	You mad.
1:03.4	Yeah, you'll definitely see that.
1:04.4	Is that your catchphrase, you mad?
1:05.8	I don't think I've ever said you mad on there, I've never said it.
1:11.7	So they just assign that catchphrase to your face?
1:14.5	Yeah, well, it's just sort of those are the things that people will, they make them out
1:18.9	of things people will send.
1:20.5	So if somebody's going to text something quick, like, right, so NBC makes these.
1:25.2	NBC, NBC, there are ones that are made by fans, but these ones, like, if you see me in
1:31.0	the vest looking right at the camera with that little background, and like the logo
1:34.8	from NBC, but this isn't classic Garrett.
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