Joel Rifkin: Joel the Ripper

Lil Stinkers

Mike Rainey

True Crime, Comedy

4.8 • 576 Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

We all remember Joel Rifkin from Seinfeld, where he was Jerry's neighbor who said the N word a bunch while onstage at the Laugh Factory, resulting in the world's first viral crowd work clip. But did you also know that he was a bad guy? Joel the Ripper is an ex-cop who terrorized Long Island from 1989-1993, killing as many as 17 people.

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0:00.0	There's so much fucked up shit to get into. Welcome back to Little Snickers, baby.
0:25.8	I'm Michael fucking Rainey, here with my homeboys, as always, Jumaday Dalcallo.
0:29.8	Hello.
0:30.4	Hello, friend.
0:31.5	Jacob Furman Matera.
0:32.9	Hey, yo.
0:33.7	Wet and juicy Jeff Simmons, baby.
0:35.6	Welcome back.
0:36.4	What a pleasant evening we have this week where time does not exist between Christmas
0:41.2	and New Year's.
0:42.8	The week the balls forgot and he let us all go play.
0:48.2	Our balls being God because we work for no man.
0:50.4	Yeah, we don't have real jobs.
0:53.1	But I'm sure a lot of our employed listeners are having their fun this week. Yeah, do yourself a favor. You can't get in trouble for anything at work this week. Go into the break room. Eat somebody else's lunch. It's the least that they could do for you. They've all given you a hard time all fucking year. Go in there, eat somebody else's lunch.
1:12.8	If you're a guy, go take a shit in the ladies' room.
1:15.1	And if you're a lady, go take a shit in the guy's room and then let them all know
1:19.6	you did it and then watch the stampede as they go in to collect some of your shit.
1:25.0	It's a nice time for everybody.
1:26.6	Distract the guys into taking your shit out of the toilet.
1:29.9	And then that's when you go raid the fridge.
1:32.5	I've always said the nicest thing that a woman can do for a man is to take a shit in the urinal.
1:38.0	You have always said that.
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