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Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen - Sleep On

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2017

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Joel Osteen - Sleep On

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Joe Loos Dean podcast.

0:02.6

Help us continue to share the message of hope

0:05.0

with those all over the world.

0:07.0

Visit joelosdeen.com slash give hope to give a gift today.

0:22.0

Well, I'll bless you.

0:23.5

It's a joy to come into your homes.

0:25.5

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by.

0:28.5

And be a part of one of our services.

0:30.5

I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home.

0:33.5

I'd like to start with something funny.

0:35.5

And one day, Adam was feeling very lonely.

0:38.5

And God said, Adam, I'm going to make you a companion.

0:42.5

It's going to be called a woman.

0:44.5

This person will cook for you.

0:46.5

Wash your clothes.

0:48.5

She will bear you children.

0:50.5

And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night.

0:53.5

She will always agree with you.

0:55.5

And if you have a disagreement,

0:57.5

she'll be the first to admit she was wrong.

1:00.5

Adam said, wow, God, what will a woman like this cost?

1:04.5

God said an arm and a leg.

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