And this is no joke.

Joel Embed has been ruled out.

Oh, come on.

He's been ruled out.

I need not say anything else.

This is your drop the mic moment.

You need to finish this.

Joel Embed has been ruled out for game two tonight against the New York Knicks due to ankle and hip injuries.

According to ESPN.

Sounds like my grandmother.

Embed was unable to participate in the team's shoot-around this morning after experiencing increased

soreness in both his ankles and hip, sources said.

He had been receiving around-the- clock treatment in efforts to play.

So just to clarify, not for the quote unquote organ network.

No, that was not it.

It was his ankles like he's a 75-year-old woman and his hip,

which is like my 85-year-old grandfather.

So he's got it all covered.

Yeah, I don't even know what to say.

I can't even say anything because these Philadelphia radio people aren't going to listen to what I say anyways. They're just going to get a quote from somebody who's trying to gas them up. Listen to what I say. Advice to former athletes who want to get into media. Do your work just like you did when you played. Listen to what I actually

said. Joe and B is a great player. He's not available often. So when he is and he's great, you can't

bitch about it. You bitch. I can't believe he's not playing. I mean, I can believe it because I think

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