Previously on Thomas in the Bible, we read the end of Josea, where Israel just gets paraded by God again.

The Book of Joel discusses the way in which the land and the animals are suffering because of God's judgment to them. Don't you guys miss the crazy stories of animals getting on

boats and cities being destroyed by fire and brimstone? I never thought I'd say this,

but I miss you, Genesis. With a Thomas Yon count of a very long one and ten episodes

until the new testings.

Hello, Thomas in the Bible, episode 188.

If anyone's counting, thank you Harley for that intro.

Always love Harley's intros.

And let's see, anything to talk about.

Yeah, 10 episodes and, man, we are closing in on the new testicle um which is good because the old one is

it's had it the old testicle is shriveled old gray uh no it's not this is not that kind of show

uh maybe it is um but anyway we're on j 3 today, and we're starting yet another minor profit.

So if you're new to the show, what happens is God wrote a terrible book, and I'm reviewing it at length.

No, this part, what's happening is there's a bunch of these minor profits and they're tiny and pointless.

They're as short as they are pointless. No, that's not true because then they'd be infinitely,

infinitesimally short. No, they're very short and they're incredibly pointless and we have to

read them. Fun we're gonna have

fun okay so that's what's happening that should catch you up uh guess what guys in the book of

Joel which we're on now which we're about to finish. It's only three verses. And guess what?

God's not happy. Israelites, not doing well. For behold, in those days and in that time when I

shall bring the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem, what do you know? I will also gather all nations

and bring them down to the valley of Jehoshaphat and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations and parted my land.

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