Joe Wants a Face Tattoo

Armstrong & Getty On Demand

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Daily News, Society & Culture, News

4.6 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Hour 2 involves a discussion of how much people are willing to spend on pets & how that will impact retirement.

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0:00.0	A Delta flight had to make an emergency landing after it dropped.
0:29.8	30,000 feet in two minutes. Yeah, Delta gave every passenger a free round trip ticket and a new pair of pants.
0:40.6	Why? Why did they need new pants, Uncle Jack?
0:46.3	You see, insinuating all the passengers soiled themselves?
0:49.4	Great Scott. I'm good in a good way.
0:52.3	I would like to apologize. I've been too negative today.
0:56.2	I Joe Getty, too outraged and negative about the world.
1:00.4	And I would like to apologize. It is a Friday.
1:03.5	Today is not a day for as much outrage as I seem to have festering in my soul.
1:10.7	Why do you think you have outraged festering?
1:12.3	Because the world itself screwed up.
1:14.6	Because morons are indoctrinating our children into insane, extremist political views.
1:23.0	We're paying enormous taxes for crappy service and we keep voting in more and more.
1:28.8	Oh my God, I'm going to have an aneurysm.
1:30.6	Have a good time, Joe.
1:32.2	Somebody help me. Somebody help me.
1:36.4	Somebody get my vape pen.
1:39.3	Get my vape pen.
1:44.1	That's hilarious.
1:45.1	All right. So the story of the day, I think this might be more than the, than the usual
1:51.3	stupid 36 hour fake reversey over Donald J.
1:55.8	You'll have to convince me before we get into this.
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