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🗓️ 25 March 2013
⏱️ 141 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude, on the RiotCast Network, |
0:07.0 | Riotcast.com. |
0:10.0 | Okay, here's the intro for Joe's friend Ritchie. |
0:15.0 | A lot of you guys know that I did a show in Boston at the Wilbur Theater kid and it was crazy. It was the craziest time I've ever been there. I've been there a bunch of times. I've never had a problem with the crowd. I've never had to kick somebody out. |
0:30.0 | Really never had people yelling shit out. For you can accept for O&A fans yelling out out once in a while, but you know |
0:36.3 | You know cool shit, you know like where we going on my knee or blah blah blah, but you know a YQWD fans know and stuff out but it's it's um this was |
0:47.1 | weird this was weird that everybody was shit-faced it was a 730 show on a |
0:50.8 | Friday which I wouldn't expect I wouldn't imagine everybody to be that |
0:55.6 | fucked up and nobody said shit for Joe Joe Liz was on the show by the way and |
1:02.1 | Anyways a lot of crazy shit happened had to kick this |
1:05.3 | girl out and then later that night you know and it bums me out what I have to do that |
1:10.2 | don't have to kick anybody I don't want to tell anybody to shut the fuck up I don't want I don't want to tell anybody to shut the fuck up. I don't I don't want to have to |
1:15.7 | fucking scold. I don't want to become the shitty math teacher at my fucking show. |
1:22.2 | But you know whatever I had to do what I had to do, because when it comes to, if you're |
1:28.4 | fucking with me, that's one thing. If you're fucking with other people that paid to see me, then fuck you. I hate you. |
1:36.0 | If other people hate you and they're too scared or because they don't want to deal with it because they don't want to get |
1:40.9 | to go fight or blah blah blah. I'll fucking deal with it. I don't want to get to a fight or blah blah I'll |
1:42.5 | fucking deal with it I'll kick you out and of course again like I've said on my |
1:47.7 | show a million times and I don't give a shit it It's always drunk women. I don't know what it is. You have a |
1:56.5 | fucking complex that you know you keep your mouth shut while you know when you're |
2:01.1 | not drunk and then when you get drunk you say what you've |
2:03.7 | always wanted to say I don't get it it's always drunk women most of time hot chicks |
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