Joe's Crab Shack (w/ Utkarsh Ambudkar, Craig Cackowski, Colleen Smith, Edgar Momplaisir)
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2018
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins is excited that Spontaneanation is happening once again! This time out, Paul’s special guest is actor Utkarsh Ambudkar of Game Over, Man! and Brockmire! Utkarsh chats about what he would name a star, being crushed after finding out how much his childhood toys were worth years later at a comic book store, and being fired from a Korean restaurant for eating the high-end food. Then, they are joined by improvisers Craig Cackowski, Colleen Smith, and Edgar Momplaisir, to improvise a story set in Joe’s Crab Shack. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
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| 0:00.0 | Oh. Oh, boy. Guys. Yeah. It's happening again, but not a bad thing. Like in the German show dark. |
| 0:22.4 | A good thing is happening again. |
| 0:29.2 | It's sometimes watching a thing with subtitles. |
| 0:34.8 | It's a source of shame when you realize how much you were on your phone. |
| 0:40.1 | You don't even know you're doing it. |
| 0:43.4 | And then people are speaking in a language you don't know. |
| 0:47.1 | And you're looking at an Instagram or some shit. |
| 0:50.5 | And then you look up at the TV and you're like, I don't know where these people are or why they're mad. |
| 1:03.2 | I mean, that's a terrible feeling. |
| 1:05.4 | To all of a sudden realize I don't know where I am |
| 1:11.0 | and why everyone is yelling. |
| 1:16.9 | It's like being abducted |
| 1:18.6 | by aliens or something. |
| 1:21.8 | Then they drop you off at somebody's family's house. |
| 1:25.4 | Get to experience a different family dynamic. |
| 1:30.3 | Honestly, one of the great pleasures in life is being around somebody else's |
| 1:35.6 | fucked up family. |
| 1:38.9 | You just take it in stride. |
| 1:41.0 | Oh, this is great. |
| 1:43.0 | Look at them. |
| 1:44.4 | These fools. |
| 1:46.1 | I'm glad I'm not emotionally invested in their petty squabbles. |
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