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🗓️ 17 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | What up with you, Ginger fans. Welcome back to the show. It's your first time joining the show. |
| 0:02.7 | Welcome to the show. We got a good one for you today. And I am on tour. I am on the road, hitting the road again. I'm going to be the punchline in San Francisco. Halloween weekend. I think it's all sold out, but there is a waiting list. Then I'm down to Brea Improv. Braia, come out and see your boy. Tempe Improv, my return to Arizona State University. two shows I think are already sold out. |
| 0:22.2 | Grab those tickets. |
| 0:23.2 | Then I go to Hammond, Indiana, down at the Horseshoe during the week before Turkey Day. I'm in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, and the New Year, Bethlehem, PA. God bless. Hanover, Maryland, the Borgata and Atlantic City, New Jersey is selling fast. I love you. Thank you, Atlantic City. Then Harris in Valley Center, which is by San Diego. That's my little homage to Bobby. Canyonville, Oregon for Lovers Day for February 14th V-Day. And then I'm at the Win Casino in Las Vegas. The win. I'm excited to come back out to Las Vegas. Go get your ticket to Andrew Santino.com. Andrew Santino.com. |
| 0:55.5 | In here, we pour whiskey, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk. |
| 1:01.1 | You were that creature in the ginger beard. |
| 1:03.3 | Sturdy and ginger. |
| 1:05.0 | Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. |
| 1:07.2 | Ginger's a fugitive. |
| 1:08.6 | You owe me $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse. |
| 1:12.5 | Ginger's, oh, hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers. No, no, I do remember that. No, dude, fuck you. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to whiskey, ginger. I guess today is one of my favorite people on Earth. I say that for all my guess what I mean once again today. it is List, who right away pissed me off, who came into the studio with an uncharged phone and a charger from 1999. Well, you... And he's wet. Fucked me. I did. I fucked you a little bit. You changed. It's great. I knew you're going to change the times. I could tell right away. you were like, what day, what day you staying? And I was like, oh, fuck me hard. |
| 1:47.8 | But, so... it's great. I knew you were going to change the times. I could tell right away. You were like, what day, what day you're staying? And I was like, oh, fuck me hard. But so I have two hotels currently. I'm doing very well. I'm working in Irvine, California, which is like an hour, or fucking seven hours if you leave at the wrong time. Depends on when you leave. And so I came back to Hollywood and I forgot all my stuff. I didn't bring a phone charger. I didn't bring a change of clothes. But I did you a favor because, A, you got to have dinner with a friend. Yes. Then you get to see me. And then you get to beat traffic on the way back down. Yeah. So you're welcome, you're welcome. You're welcome. And I beat traffic last night. I came back after the show, and I got a fucking intense workout in. Would you do a hit class? |
| 2:20.5 | What kind of hit class? |
| 2:20.5 | What kind of hit class? It was, uh, I don't know, Equino, I go to Equino. I'm just throwing all my success. Two hotels, go to Equinox. How you doing, folks? Jesus. Do not support him. Don't go see him live. He doesn't need your money |
| 2:32.2 | anymore. He's going to Equinox and he has two hotels |
| 2:34.4 | in every city. Well, I didn't pay for one |
| 2:36.2 | of the hotels and you Don't go see him live. He doesn't need your money anymore. He's going to equinox. He has two hotels in every city. |
| 2:35.2 | Well, I didn't pay for one of the hotels. And you, I think you owe me for the second hotel, frankly. It was $850. The Ziggy Hotel? No, no, it's $200. Yeah. But I didn't bring any of my shit, and I took a workout class. It's our, your friend of my, Karen Feehan, you know her, Karen. |
| 2:51.4 | Yeah. Close friend of mine, babysitter, neighbor, best buddy. |
| 2:54.3 | Rumors that were having an affair were not. She's my wife's friend. Let's start it right now. Internet. Let's not started. Let's keep it moving. Karen Feehan and Joe List, big affair. She's the babysitter. Unrequited comedy love. keep that ruminating around the internet guys. Let's get that move in. No, no, it's really moving. Who started this? Like the internet said it once and then you fucking thought it was real? No, no, people start. Well, there's, you know, there's certain internet guys. Is she friends with your wife? She's very close with my wife. But my wife had a great line. She goes, if you guys are having an affair, egg on my face. Because the three of us just hang out all the time. She watches our baby. Egg on my face. But anyway, so she's a big workout freak nut maniac. And I have my gym membership. membership and she's like let me go use your |
| 3:42.4 | things she's like let's take a class she signs us up for a class I'm a sweaty |
| 3:45.6 | fucking mess I killed it and then I didn't bring another shirt it's okay buddy so you gave |
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