Joe, you've had an amazing career.

Super Bowl MVP and almost every accolade you can imagine.

Why do you still want to do this?

Well, you know, I love football.

I still feel like I can do it at a high level.

And I just feel like I don't have regrets in my life.

And this is one of those things. Like if I didn't, if I still feel like I don't have regrets in my life, and this is one of those things.

Like, if I didn't, if I still feel like I can do it and somebody else still feels like I can do it enough to give me a chance,

well, this probably would be something that I would regret not doing.

And then also, like, I have five kids at home, and I got to get away from them, you know, a little bit.

Joe Flacco.

Great answer.

Joe Flacco using his material from town to town, like a stand-up comedian.

He uses that line all the time.

He told me that line years ago.

I got five kids and I got to get out of the house.

Don't bow. Don't bow. I'll let them come to town. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Yeah, I'm sorry.

When he's touring Topeka, I'm sorry, folks, at some point during the night, he's going to say,

hey, I keep playing football because I got five kids and I got to get away from him. Just like any youngman, take my wife, please.

And my kids.

That's his schick.

But that's okay.

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