Clang Jack with Griffin and David Clang Jack with Griffin and David

Don't know what to say or to explain

All you need to know is that the end of the show is Clang Jack

So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black hats, no Roman candles, a scream in Mimi's?

No

Oh come on man, you got no lady fingers, fuzz bundles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut buster, zippity-doo dies, or crap flappers?

No, I don't

You're gonna stand there own in a fireworks stand and tell me you don't have no whistle and bungles and no spleen splinters,

Whisker biscuit, honkyliders, whosker-doos, whosker-dones, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooters stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

No, because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

Well, that might be your problem. It's not what you like, it's the podcast.

Okay Ben, right off the bat I have to ask. You took a real pregnant pause, big breath before that last line.

Were you trying to decide where to place the word podcast in?

Yes, yeah.

And I went for the easiest one, but it was dramatic too.

Yeah, and look, you bit off a lot of the script there.

Well, it felt like a good moment to highlight out of this great movie, Jo Dirt.

And I actually, I think I would just like right here at the top, hi, I'm Ben, Hosley, hi everyone.

What is this?

You're listening to blank check.

Oh, with Griffin, say hi Griffin.

Hi Griffin.

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