Where are you going to dinner?

I don't know.

I didn't get the text yet. I got so much food in my house. I got to probably cook it, so it's going to go bad when I leave. When are you leaving? Friday. A lot of food in the house. Made lobster tails last night, steaks. Yeah? Short cocktail. By yourself? Just for you. Yeah. Roasted beets, salad salad it's crazy for you to have this fucking miserable attitude why you just cooked lobster tails and steak for yourself just by yourself yeah you had a nice presidential dinner had a beautiful night by myself yeah watched Excalibur yeah and you've

learned great night you've learned nothing do you ever do you ever walk around your house

going this is wealth no you know what I say those who learn can't oh is that what you

say that's your fucking statement Joe people say those you can't teach I say those you learn can't

you're not out doing anything you're being a nerd sitting at home learning. I think it's right. I'm out doing it. I think it's great. No. No, fuck that, dude. You know how cherished the nights in are where you can just make a dinner for yourself? I'm big on that. I've big dinner nights alone. Yeah. I makes it sound sad, but it's really truly my favorite. I'll have a siggy after dinner. Yeah. I opened wine. I had some wine. Yeah. I just poured you half box. And I, by the way, I eat in the courses, too. I have the shrimp cocktail first. Now, now we're talking sad. Did I have the steak with the do you dress up like the waiter come out and sit down then get redressed yeah paint half my face

like a woman talk to myself switch chairs no it's it's it's 100% true i've said this before where

it's like growing up you see an older gentleman going to the movies by himself.

You're like, that's so sad.

Eating dinner by himself, that's so sad.

Having a drink by himself.

It's so sad.

Then you get older, you go, wow, I got to figure it out.

I've gone to strip clubs alone.

Yeah, now we're talking true happiness. I've gone just, fuck it. Tell me the mood. I would have a whiskey. Talk to some girls. I swear to God, that's... I've never done that. That's awesome. I'll do anything alone. It's great. Yeah. I mean, look, I do play with my boys, too, but it's like, you know. I get anxiety going to a strip club just in general. Unless it's like a bunch of friends and it's like a Portland strip club where it's a, it's a hang around. Oh, where she's going to sit you down talking about feminism. Well, you can't hear them. That's why they sit them in the corner.

Unless you sit down, you don't have to pay a dollar.

Yeah, you go to a Portland strip club.

You got to talk about the new cat power album for fucking 48 minutes.

You did dancers or not?

There's actual bald up cat hair in the corners. Yeah. No, that's nuts. What kind of strip club are you going to by yourself? Is this in Philly? I haven't done it a ton. I've just done it a couple times where, like, I was just kind of like, I was like, I had to kill some time. Yeah. One time I was, it was because, like, I was dropping my car somewhere, and they were like,

it's going to take like two hours. And I was like, all right. That's my mom. And I have text tones. Is that really your mom? Yeah, I have text tones for all, all of the closest people in my life. But they were like, it's going to take two hours. And I looked on Google Maps. There was a strip club. And I was like, I'm going to go have a fucking cup of whiskeys at that strip club.

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