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You know what dude, that's right, that was an OG. This is an OG episode. I'm Robert Kelly. Welcome to YKWD. You know what dude?

Back again Tuesday night 9 o'clock from the laugh button comedy seller studios above the world famous comedy seller. I am so excited for tonight's show. It's a special show because why I have the OG, the guy who I mean could have been my partner through this whole thing.

Coulda woulda shoulda, but he told me to go fuck myself when I said, hey, want to do this together? And he said, no, and then I talked to Billy, dude on your own stuff, dude.

And we didn't, but this is the guy everybody give it up for Joe DeRosa. Yo buddy. What's up, pal? How you doing Joey roses?

Get a while, man. I don't really call you Joey Rose. I do because other people do, but Joey D was my thing with you. Yeah, yeah, it was always your thing.

Yeah, no shoulders, Joe. All right. I mean, listen, dude. I mean, we all own our things. First of all, yes, sir. Oh shit. I didn't say out of the gate. You give me the first of all. No, no, no, it's not a first of all like that. I didn't say anything when I sat down. What happened to your face?

Oh, fuck you, man. I just said something about your shoulders. No, my Scott. What'd you do?

There was a fucking in the backyard. There was this fucking bobcat. Okay, you don't believe that. All right, here you go. This is what really happened.

I woke up this morning and dawn. My breakfast wasn't ready. Yeah, right? You want to fight? Let's fight her face would look like that. Oh, you should see her face.

Yeah, whatever. I was doing yard work. And I had a roll of chicken wire that I had cut some off. And you know, the ends of it when you cut it. No, I don't.

No, you've never done anything with those hands except cook, brajole, and finger fuck fucking young comics. Nothing wrong.

Those are finger fucking fingers if I haven't seen them. It's like I'll be canceled. All right. Sorry. I knew it's a young 40 minutes in. I should have just said young girls, not comics.

As soon as you say comics, you think a fucking middle-aged women were freckles on the tits. Middle-aged open bikers. Yeah, from Vegas. Listen. Yeah, dude, I threw some chicken wire against offense. And it bounced off and just scraped my head. And I mean, literally took a fat chunk out of it. Did it hurt?

Um, yeah, it hurt. But I mean, I didn't. The real, uh, my landscapers were there. I was moving shit for them. So I wasn't crying. You know what I mean?

I just went, eh, yeah, we can do. I was up and Don wasn't home. So I couldn't go Don. Yeah, my head. That's so funny. And you're doing like the, you're doing like the money python. The blood is just streaming out of your face. I'm fine.

You spit it out. Just my hands shaking. Yeah, my hands shaking it by my side. Yeah. Well, that's good. It was like, buddy, why don't you go get a, like a bandaid? No, I'm up fine. Wrong accent. But yeah, it's more like, buddy, go get them.

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