Hello, welcome to the Help Hotline. This is the chance that Jordan and I have to really

get our teeth round a meaty problem that one of the G&Dvers has for us. They phone

up, we answer it, we answer it, we pick it apart, we perform an oral autopsy on this sort

of problem. So let's waste no further time, let's see who we've got today, what's your name

and where to come from? My name is Joe and I am from the wonderful Cambridge

here. From Cambridgeshire, it's sophisticated but although that said, Cambridge is quite

nice, Cambridgeshire there can be a bit of dodgy areas, which bit of Cambridgeshire.

Well this is how I will always introduce it because I'm actually from Peterborough. Never

mind. Are you a your posh fan? I am up the mighty posh, I am definitely a posh fan. What

is posh, am I posh? It's the nickname for Peter brilliant out here,

didn't it? Yeah, there you go. It's good that you support your local theme, good

on you. Joe, do you enjoy gin and da bonny? I love a gin and da bonny although only since

I started listening to the podcast, I have a horrific experience with gin from my uni

days watching the Eurovision song contest and then waking up passed out four hours later

underneath a Christmas tree which was still up in May. Okay, so I'm a bit confused, you

like football but you like Eurovision? I am such a contradiction. Joe, what is your question?

Well, I have a close friend, he's an old mate from uni and last year I went down south

to visit for a weekend, he was working in the morning so after his shift we went on a

bit of a pop crawl and as both of us were single I had a generic lineup of dating apps

and swipes at my disposal so I thought it'd be quite an ice idea to see if we could

try and set up a double Tinder date and surprisingly it was pretty successful, I matched with a girl

she seemed gay for a laugh and she had a mate who she could bring a lot so my friend agreed

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