JOE BITIN’

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Chelsea Peretti

Arts, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

In peak award season, Chelsea lures "Jury Duty" break-out star (and Chicago's own) RASHIDA “SHEEDZ” OLAYIWOLA to the studio to slurp coff and talk Altimas. They read fake car ads. They chat about Hollywood: flash differential on the red carpet, how nobody 10-2s, weak eye contact at LA parties, and auditioning. Chelsea harps on the fact that the fork doesn't seem to have evolved. AND THEN, out of nowhere, a therapist with the gift of the gab shares a tale of a dinner party gone awry. One small dog's relentless bitin' spree? One giant step backward for humankind.

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0:00.0	This is nice.
0:01.3	This is nice.
0:05.9	Okay.
0:08.1	Ladies, gents, everyone in between.
0:12.7	Here we are.
0:13.9	We have a special guest that I admired through the screen.
0:18.2	Rashida Olaiwala.
0:20.9	Nishis. Did that seemlaiwala. And the sheets.
0:21.8	Do that seem effortless?
0:23.2	Yeah.
0:26.4	I don't know who all has been watching jury duty.
0:29.8	I think a lot of us have.
0:31.9	For me,
0:34.0	Rashida is the breakout star of that show.
0:36.6	I'm going to say, hold on, I now need my sound effects
0:40.0	to go. Aplaus. Breakout, in my opinion, breakout of Jerry duty. Very excited she's here.
0:53.1	I loved your performance.
0:55.0	I thought you were so natural and so funny.
0:57.3	And even in a show where everyone's being natural,
0:59.6	I thought you were just so natural.
1:03.0	And just someone who, what I always look for
1:06.1	and like my favorite comedy performers is someone who just has that little something where it just seems
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