JOE BITIN’

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Arts, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

In peak award season, Chelsea lures "Jury Duty" break-out star (and Chicago's own) RASHIDA “SHEEDZ” OLAYIWOLA to the studio to slurp coff and talk Altimas. They read fake car ads. They chat about Hollywood: flash differential on the red carpet, how nobody 10-2s, weak eye contact at LA parties, and auditioning. Chelsea harps on the fact that the fork doesn't seem to have evolved. AND THEN, out of nowhere, a therapist with the gift of the gab shares a tale of a dinner party gone awry. One small dog's relentless bitin' spree? One giant step backward for humankind.

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0:00.0	This is nice. This is nice.
0:06.0	Okay.
0:07.0	Um, ladies, gents, everyone in between, here we are.
0:14.0	We have a special guest that I amired through the screen.
0:18.2	Rashida Olai-Wala.
0:21.0	And the sheets.
0:21.8	Do that seem effortless? Yeah. I don't know who all has been watching jury duty. I think a lot of us have. For me, Roshita is the breakout star of that show.
0:36.7	I'm gonna say, hold on, I now need my sound effects
0:40.6	to go. Applause.
0:44.0	Break out, in my opinion, break out of Jerry Dooney.
0:50.0	Very excited, she's here.
0:52.0	I loved your performance. I thought you were so natural and so funny and even in a show where everyone's being natural. I thought you were, you know, just so natural and just someone who what I always look for and like my
1:07.2	favorite comedy performers is someone who just has that little something where it just seems
1:12.4	so effortless and everything they say seems funny.
1:15.0	Thank you so much.
1:17.0	I love Chelsea.
1:19.0	She, the message you sent me, I don't know if you remember.
1:23.7	I don't know.
1:24.4	It was thousands of messages day.
1:26.2	No, just kidding.
1:27.3	No, but you sent this message that made me feel everything you just said.
1:31.6	It was so like, because I already knew he was. Like I'm like,
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