Joe and James "Audition" for Twilight

Joe and James Fact Up

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4.7 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 79 minutes

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This Week Joe Thomas and James Buckley audition for Twilight, share the worst compliments you can get and talk about their part time jobs before The Inbetweeners...

Plus this week the Fact Boys find out do cows know when it’s about to rain...

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0:00.0	Joe and James will be here in just a moment with some brand new facts that may or may not be true.
0:08.2	Once you've finished this episode, get Help I Sex with My Boss lined up to play next for more silly chat.
0:14.6	Best mates, William Hanson and Jordan North give their truly unfiltered advice on some outrageous listener conundrums, from what
0:22.7	you should do when you get probed in the wrong hole, to is it okay to use someone else's toilet
0:28.3	paper? So if you want to hear some hilarious real-life stories that sound like they could have
0:33.5	just come straight from an episode of the Inbetweeners, Search for Sexted, wherever you get your podcasts.
0:39.7	We should probably kick off by saying Queen Lily May is back with us.
0:43.5	Yes, Lily May is back.
0:45.0	Thank God.
0:45.7	And yes.
0:47.2	And I...
0:47.9	The beer is back.
0:50.0	I am fulfilling last week's prophecy.
0:53.8	Yeah, yeah. I said that I'm going to get so drunk this week. I didn't know that. How many episodes are we doing? Two? Okay. That's fine. If we're doing three, we'd be... So this episode, I've just started. I'm on my first beer. Yeah. At the time we get to the next episode, that's the one you're really going to want to tune. Yeah. because you'll be I've just started. I'm on my first beer. Yeah. By the time we get to the next episode, that's the one you're really going to want to tune. Yeah. You'll be... I've sort of set myself a challenge. Yeah. I'm drinking for two. Yeah. That's what I used to say to my wife when she was pregnant. That's lovely. But just because last week I couldn't have a drink
1:27.8	because I was driving, I had to drive somewhere after the cold.
1:30.7	And it genuinely put me in a really bad mood.
1:32.4	I was really furious.
1:34.7	Yeah, you were really, you really felt like snookered by life.
1:39.2	Yeah, I was like, well, hang on, this is not why I signed up to do a podcast.
1:43.3	To be sober. Yeah. What are you talking about? Yeah. And did it go all right in Manchester? Yeah, fine. We went all the way out to Manchester, did BBC breakfast. They were really, really nice. They were really nice, actually. Big in between us that's nice which is always which is always great
2:02.7	the guy the what do you call them ang they're not news anchors are they host yeah presenter
2:08.4	presenter presenter yeah yeah well anchors probably still correct it's a bit sort of retro yeah
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